Dear Elvis
I love you very much teddy bear- and I am sorry it seems like I missed your big week. I know I am in TROUBLE with you but really I didn’t forget- it’s just that I have been all shook up with three of the kids having the flu and eBay keeping busy. Then there are all these bloggers who have interesting things to write or have tips for me and I forget about my main love… (not vintage). It’s always been you and no one else. You have been always on my mind all week and wish you were here. I Apologize- do you forgive me? I hope so and I hope we can move on with our life because I can’t stop loving you. I have been taking care of business while you are away.
Smooches Big Daddy Elvis,
Love Michelle
Poor Elvis. Your husband found out…
Don’t stone me, please! I’ve just never really liked Elvis that much. I do think your post was great though. You incorporated quite a bit into your “love” letter.
And the picture of you with the doll (or “action figure”) and the hearts is adorable.
Why would I “stone you”- oh because I am a Christian… right. We stopped stoning people around the 18th century, the preferred method of eliminating infidels is now drowning otherwise known as dunking and sometimes we still burn people at the stake.
Let me go fill up the kiddie pool and get my Bible, there is a public dunking going to take place. Just show up around 6pm and I imagine you’ll want to wear a swimsuit because naked dunking can be embarrassing for the victim.
You still have time to renounce your evil ways, just leave a comment back that says “Elvis is the King.”
@teeni: You mean you just never liked Elvis as much as Michelle, right? I mean, who doesn’t like Elvis? Although I do like Cheap Trick’s “Don’t Be Cruel” better…
Dan- Elvis was a black belt on amphetamines, I am sure he could take out Jer Bear.
You are Elvis #1 fan! Awesome clip.
Uh-oh. No, no, no. That’s not what I meant at all. I’m a Christian too! I just meant that people usually give me a hard time for having such an unpopular opinion because I never really liked Elvis (or the Beatles either for that matter). Well, this isn’t going well at all. And really? We’ve gone from stoning to drowning? Why doesn’t anyone TELL me these things??!! Sheesh, you miss one little mass and all heck breaks loose.
And Teeni doesn’t like the Beatles either!? Alas, poor Teeni, we never knew you at all.