I’ve heard Nosferatu is a great Dad.
Although he is a little disappointed with his two sons. It seems that instead of following in his wickedly scary footsteps- one son works with children and the other is in the tabloids regularly.
I just wanted to point out that I have five children and I know how it is to get blamed when your kids turn out weird. It’s so easy to blame the parents when the children turn out to be whack nuts. Been there- done that…
So if you are out there Nosferatu; you have my sympathy and I want to wish you a Happy Father’s Day!
I am sorry your kids turned out to be Count Chocula and Bat Boy, I know you tried your damnedest. Happy Father’s Day Man!
And there at the beginning I thought you were implying that Nosferatu’s sons were Michael and Jackson.