Bats Gone Wild or Holy Bat Crap Batman Have You Seen What the Boy Wonder Has Been Up To?
April 30, 2008 by Michelle Gartner
I have seen my fellow blogger Dan post a few times on where he gets traffic from. I believe he gets traffic from people googling “How to Act Creepy!” Along with some other strange Google searches, that I probably can’t repeat on this here vintage website.
Oddly enough I have never looked at what people are Googling to get to my site. Today I got a peak into what leads people here and I must say I am AFRAID!!!
Here is just a sample of Google Searches for today that landed visitors on my humble site.
- Lame Hobbies
- Uranium Glass Cabinet
- Nude Pictures of Barbie & Ken
- Pictures Burt Ward in Tights
Ewwww… Come on now! You want nekid pictures of Barbie & Ken and pictures of Burt Ward in tights? That is sad and sick- and creepy.
It gets worse however, as I checked the link and have found that someone was in fact looking for a certain book, as Burt Ward wrote a very sad and silly autobiography of himself, called “Boy Wonder My Life in Tights.” Instead of being an uplifting and whimsical recall of days working on a campy 1960’s television show, it is in fact bat smut. I won’t even go there with all the jokes, but as you can imagine they are pretty juvenile.
Along time ago when I was a young lady- I thought it was Gentlemen don’t kiss and tell… Now it seems that everyone wants to tell the world who they’ve shagged, including Robin? Oh what a sad, sad thought; and what’s sadder is how everyone claims it is so difficult to get a book published. Well- no wonder when publishers are wasting money on sex-tell-alls from lame vintage television show side kicks, there isn’t money left over for real books!!!
Oh well- I guess my dreams are shattered that the 1960’s was such an innocent time, filled with family television shows and happy days. Who know that there was a lot of illicit sex and drugs back then? Thank you Mr. Burt Ward- for dispelling the myth in such a candid and frank autobiography. Next you will be telling me Elvis did drugs…
HOLY BAT CRAP BATMAN- YOU ADOPTED THE WRONG BOY- YOUR SIDE KICK WAS JUST USING YOU TO SHAG CHICKS!
You better not read up on The Brady Bunch either. The things that went on behind the scenes…
I always suspected Alice was a dirtay grrrl…
Now you have that stupid song in my head,
“Here’s a story about a lovely lady ~ sumpthing sumpthing… I don’t know…”
I actually read part of that book! Adam West and Burt Ward were into all kinds of freakish activities. The strangest biography ever written was about Walt Disney. If you read it, you will never watch another Walt Disney movie again - the guy had serious psych-sexual disorders and needed to be locked up:)